My Oga (Boss) At The Top

Charles was always the epitome of the henpecked husband. I suspect a bit of a cuckold too. He is married to the most cantankerous and the most garrulous woman you would ever see. He is as skinny as she is fat. As silent as she is loud. As intelligent as she is... (Charles is going … Continue reading My Oga (Boss) At The Top

Numero Uno

Mostly I have been a handful I have been largely a fool For all my foolishness, I am sorry. Mostly I have been irascible I have been largely a wildling I have broken your heart severally For all my failings, forgive me. Mostly you have been an angel You make my life beautiful Your sacrifices … Continue reading Numero Uno

For The Married (Part 5)

Marriage does not solve any problems. All over the world married people are figuring this out. For every lovestruck lover that's rushing in, three disillusioned ones are clawing their way out. Every other weekend, some star-crossed lovers tie the knot. While those married, and in attendance, sit in reflection. Maybe even place mental bets on … Continue reading For The Married (Part 5)

For The Married (Part 2)

This is the second of a 5-part series. There Francine..happy now? #bighug# 2) TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S A CROWD Depending on your religious bent, the amount of wives (or husbands) you take is quite irrelevant to the point I am trying to make. Let me explain. I am dealing with "third parties" to a marriage. The … Continue reading For The Married (Part 2)

For The Unmarried

I was at a wedding recently. I was moved to romantic heights. It was a very refreshing event - after I woke up. Before the romantics on board begin calling me "emotionally crippled," something happened while I slept...yes, thank you for asking, I received a revelation. I accrued unto knowledge, an epiphany I know I … Continue reading For The Unmarried

Sex, Orgasms & Pleasure

Okay! Let us deviate from the norm and present some statistics aimed at improving our sex lives. I hope the facts presented educate and reeducate preexisting norms, myths, old wives' tales...etcetera... that have screwed up our sexual bliss. (Drum roll... please....!) INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SEX AND ORGASMS During orgasm, the heart averages 140 beats per … Continue reading Sex, Orgasms & Pleasure

10 Reasons Why He Will Leave You

Men are a strange lot. I think we mean well mostly. We just seem to possess this darned inability to communicate emotional feelings properly. I knew this to be a fact whilst assessing a public poll via social media I conducted recently. For every five women that spoke to me, only one man did. Even … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why He Will Leave You

10 Reasons Why She Will Leave You

I get called to counsel warring lovers. Of recent these calls have increased in frequency. Many of them, from repeat 'offenders'. Especially married folk. The thread that held marriages of old together, seems to now be out of stock, or made of inferior thread. Or maybe the quality of materials the same old thread is … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why She Will Leave You

My ‘1’

I have always loved you. It has always been you. I fell in love with your mind. These days not so much, your mind has changed. So, the perv in me is now in love with your body. The curious blend of your hair length and skin tone, your flair and feminine charms. Your delicate … Continue reading My ‘1’