I was at a wedding recently. I was moved to romantic heights.
It was a very refreshing event – after I woke up.
Before the romantics on board begin calling me “emotionally crippled,” something happened while I slept…yes, thank you for asking, I received a revelation. I accrued unto knowledge, an epiphany I know I am supposed to propagate.
The wedding was in Benin, Edo state. Nigeria. Hence the my partial rendition of this piece in the official Nigerian patois, “Broken English”.
For The Unmarried
1) Shine ya eye!
Good people abound. There are many lovely angels walking about pretending to be human. There is someone for everyone. Look closely is all I’m saying. Also, scrutinize! Not all that glitters is gold. Gold usually has to be discovered; laboured for, mined, cleaned, processed and then designed to look just like the goldsmith wants it to – beautiful.
2) Lion no dey born monkey!
Old habits die hard. Careful who you fall for. Oh please shut it! You can control who you fall for. Don’t even get me started on “love at first sight!” Thou evil and heartless generation! Opportunists!
Hang around a bad person long enough, you would start to see the best side of them. Invariably start to accept them for who they are. Invariably start to accept bad things as the norm.
Funny thing about personalities is that opposites attract. Yet the very character that attracts two lovers, would be the same character that eventually causes friction. Usually enough to separate the lovers.
If you hang around questionable establishments, you will find questionable friends and maybe questionable love. More often than not, if they were pretending they revert to type down the road. With you in tow, my (now questionable) friend.
3) No carry ya wife do girlfriend
Do not treat a good woman badly. Do not toy with a good man either.
Many people lose out on love out of shortsightedness. They treat their best choices of suitable life partners shabbily – like a fling, and never quite get their groove back. Or the person back.
Reasons may range from over ambition, to greed, to bad advice, to immaturity, and to stupidity.
Its a personal judgement call. But a good person is a good person. The wise ones pursue potential in their choice of mates.
“Ready-made’s” are already set in stone, you will find that you’re soon caught between a rock and a hard place.
4) Handshake wey don reach elbow… No be handshake again.
Maybe you’ve found such a one? What in God’s name are you waiting for? Marry them for crying out loud! Commit to them my indecisive (and often, self centered) friend! Tell them how you feel. Show them how you feel. Do right by them and do the honorable thing.
Its been two years since they proposed, friend, return the ring. Except if your country is involved in war of some sort, and one party is drafted.
5) Una two no be pikin; couple yasef!
Ever notice that marriage is the only institution that gives you a certificate before graduation?
My point is that marriage is for life. Marriage is for serious minded people. It is not a status. It is not meant to be just romantic.
Many people treat their marriages like they’re dating and so experience boyfriend and girlfriend issues whilst married.
Grow up! Act your age. Play your part. If you do not understand marriage, do your research from holy books first. Please stop traumatising both families. The ripple effect of marital problems are far reaching. Stop worsening marriage statistics. Don’t let your poor choices misinform and ‘miseducate’ the willing.
If you don’t get it, please leave marriage alone till you do.
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ISSOKAY DANNY…PLS TELL DESE MEN O…. BECUS ME I DON REDY TEY-TEEEEEEEEY, DEM JUST NOR WAN GROW N ME I NOR 2 GET PATIENCE 4 OVER GROWN PIKIN…OK… ANYHU, C ME O… I DEY FREE! LOL. U NO GO PIMP ME NI?
YAAAAAAY! AM D 1ST (AND MAYBE ONLY) 1 TO COMMENT.
Thank you Joy-o! Will commence marketing you immediately. Sad that we live in an age of soft, fruity adults. Roses will bloom again. I haven’t lost hope.
WE CAN ONLY HOPE…SHOULD I HOLD MY BREATH?
Please breath freely. Don’t wanna introduce them to a cadaver.
ah hahahahahaaaa! issokay…am breathing…
can i cross my fingers?