Me ‘And’ You

If you are close friends with my enemy Can you truly be my friend? If you lie to me And I do not trust you Surely this signals an end? You pour me wine Yet I see blood. I offer poison But you see food. Very old wine Christian values. The Kamasutra Godly virtues. Observe. … Continue reading Me ‘And’ You

MEET JACK SCHITT…

  Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. Jack Schitt grew up and married Noe, and together Jack and Noe Schitt produced 6 children: Holie Schitt  (who came to be known as "The Lucky Schitt") Fulla … Continue reading MEET JACK SCHITT…

How To Keep Him Interested

Had an interesting call the other day. And like I promised you ma'am, here are tips on how to keep us men interested. Hold your horses though, is the man in your life married to you? Committed, exclusive relationship? Fresh date? The parameters shift in direct proportion to your answers. Largely though, these tips work … Continue reading How To Keep Him Interested

ATTN: Valentine Alert For All Men!

Culled from: The Business Insider Women, apparently, don't want chocolates or flowers for Valentine's Day. According to Birkbeck University and Harley Street clinics in London, it's a romantic meal for two and sex toys. After hooking up 20 volunteer couples to special electroenchephalogical (EEG) headsets, scientists measured women's brain-wave patterns in response to gifts from their … Continue reading ATTN: Valentine Alert For All Men!

“Please Be Advised…”

You play a game I am adept at. '99' have fallen; what is one more soul?! To the goat give shrubbery. For your input reap milk or flesh. But the lion; he will take the goat For your input, maybe your life. I am fire. I am wind. I am water. I can warm or … Continue reading “Please Be Advised…”

Fooling Around With Petrol Prices

Government will continue to pursue full deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. However, given the hardships being suffered by Nigerians, and after due consideration and consultations with state governors and the leadership of the National Assembly, government has approved the reduction of the pump price of petrol to N97 per litre. The Petroleum Products Pricing … Continue reading Fooling Around With Petrol Prices