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The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:December 7, 2018
  • Post category:Humour/Illumination/Quick Reads/Random Musings/Short Story
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I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to…

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Dear Daddy

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:July 15, 2018
  • Post category:Book Promotion/Humour/Nigeria
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As told to the wonderful audience at the storyteller series 2... Please let me know your thoughts.

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When Words Fail… 

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:December 9, 2016
  • Post category:Humour/Love Issues/Quick Reads/Relationships/Short Story
  • Post comments:10 Comments

I know it is going to be hard for you to relate to...   Yes you... (sick, degenerate lech!) but she is in a committed relationship.  And so am I…

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The Guys’ Rules

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:March 29, 2016
  • Post category:Humour/Love Issues/Relationships/Sage Counsel
  • Post comments:8 Comments

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the…

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Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:January 1, 2016
  • Post category:God/Humour/Illumination/Quick Reads/Spiritual
  • Post comments:7 Comments

Happy New Year! Yay!! Right... I attend a vibrant pentecostal church. Tongue - talking, Spirit - filled, demon - chasing type of church. We are mandated  to fast and pray…

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Should A Man Ever Hit A Woman?

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:September 15, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Random Musings/Relationships
  • Post comments:3 Comments

Hehehehe... Hi there! Been a while... You good? I'm good... Yeah... Lovely weather yes? Ooookaaayyy... Right... True story, broad daylight. Busy weekday. Along a major expressway. Car screeches to a…

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Mind Your Language!

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:July 12, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Illumination/Poetry/Sage Counsel
  • Post comments:4 Comments

90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem. You Have To Try It. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than…

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OMG!!!

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:May 22, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Quick Reads/Random Musings/Relationships
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There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with…

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Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:April 15, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Kids/Love Issues/Marriage/Quick Reads/Relationships/Short Story
  • Post comments:9 Comments

We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a…

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Jailbait

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:April 9, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Marriage/Quick Reads/Relationships/Short Story
  • Post comments:2 Comments

I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And…

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MEET JACK SCHITT…

  • Post author:Dan Ochu-Baiye
  • Post published:February 23, 2015
  • Post category:Humour/Quick Reads
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  Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They…

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