The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)
I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to…
Dear Daddy
As told to the wonderful audience at the storyteller series 2... Please let me know your thoughts.
When Words Fail…
I know it is going to be hard for you to relate to... Yes you... (sick, degenerate lech!) but she is in a committed relationship. And so am I…
The Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the…
Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them
Happy New Year! Yay!! Right... I attend a vibrant pentecostal church. Tongue - talking, Spirit - filled, demon - chasing type of church. We are mandated to fast and pray…
Should A Man Ever Hit A Woman?
Hehehehe... Hi there! Been a while... You good? I'm good... Yeah... Lovely weather yes? Ooookaaayyy... Right... True story, broad daylight. Busy weekday. Along a major expressway. Car screeches to a…
Mind Your Language!
90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem. You Have To Try It. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than…
OMG!!!
There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with…
Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things
We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a…
Jailbait
I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And…
MEET JACK SCHITT…
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They…