The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)

I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to add or subtract from The Truth. But I am compelled to entertain you. I am obligated to open up the eye of your understanding. As … Continue reading The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)

When Words Fail… 

I know it is going to be hard for you to relate to...   Yes you... (sick, degenerate lech!) but she is in a committed relationship.  And so am I by the way...  Thank you for asking...but Vivian and I are just friends!  Now do not get me wrong, Vivian and I are attracted to … Continue reading When Words Fail… 

The Guys’ Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON … Continue reading The Guys’ Rules

Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them

Happy New Year! Yay!! Right... I attend a vibrant pentecostal church. Tongue - talking, Spirit - filled, demon - chasing type of church. We are mandated  to fast and pray during the last three days of every year. This year was no different. I took it very seriously, 2016, I knew was going to be … Continue reading Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them

Should A Man Ever Hit A Woman?

Hehehehe... Hi there! Been a while... You good? I'm good... Yeah... Lovely weather yes? Ooookaaayyy... Right... True story, broad daylight. Busy weekday. Along a major expressway. Car screeches to a halt abruptly, Driver and passenger doors fly open within seconds of each other. Guy jumps out of the drivers side, lady tumbles out of the … Continue reading Should A Man Ever Hit A Woman?

Mind Your Language!

90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem. You Have To Try It. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labor to reading … Continue reading Mind Your Language!

OMG!!!

There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with a second party would replicate that "oh my God!!!" exclamation. Yes I am aware that a few of us prefer the four letter exclamations... I'm … Continue reading OMG!!!

Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a no-no. Ordinarily there was no way my family would ever accept her. I could see it in their eyes when they first met her, the … Continue reading Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

Jailbait

I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And in the UK vacationing. Alone. And yes, I was wearing my wedding band. She was beside me before I could turn. I turned just as … Continue reading Jailbait