The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything Else By Chuba Ezekwesili

So I logged onto Nigerian Twitter yesterday afternoon and found people abusing economists and financial analysts for speaking in jargons about the CBN’s actions. So for those who’re still confused about what’s going on with Nigeria’s economy and are trying to understand the implications, here’s a simplified version. No bricklayers were insulted in the writing … Continue reading The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything Else By Chuba Ezekwesili

How To Survive “A Bed Of Snakes”

"Once upon a time in a far away kingdom called earth, there lived a special group of people called human beings. They were mostly two-legged. They were born male and female. They were born free. They were supposed to all be equal. But they came in varying colors, sizes, shapes, strengths and awareness. But they … Continue reading How To Survive “A Bed Of Snakes”

Uyai (Beauty)

Uyai... "Flee the fisherman! He hurts, With barbed hooks Mesh-y nets... Behold the jeweller He beautifies, I see beauty in you My masterpiece... You do not know me But you want to. But I terrify you And so you flee... When I touch you It will be with awe. When I take you It will … Continue reading Uyai (Beauty)

How To Keep Your Man

It is quite easy to get a man. How to keep him though? A challenge for most women. What to do? How to do it? When to do it? Where to do it? Enter Betty (real name withheld of course!) She is one of the hottest women I know. She is gorgeous! Beautiful. Intelligent. Ambitious. … Continue reading How To Keep Your Man

The Submissive

Shut up! Do not presume to oppose I am your chairman, your dominus. Lay back; no, pose You are, only as I choose. Spread them wide. Keep it shut. Touch. Caress. Do as I bid. Yes baby, just like that. I will gag, I will spank I will choke, I will blindfold I will soothe, … Continue reading The Submissive

“Domestic Violence”

How is Nathan?" I finally asked. She froze. And then purposefully drove her table knife into her (uneaten) steak. "I'm leaving him." She finally answered. "Its all too much, the abuse, the disrespect... He almost hit me the other day!" I looked long and hard at my childhood (married with kids) friend. Really between … Continue reading “Domestic Violence”