Why man and woman matter serious? Na just one habit dey bring problem, When you operate 'me' instead of 'us' Na there love dey begin condemn. °°°°°°°°°° Reason this man and woman matter Na selfishness dey bring palava If you no dey involve ya partner E no go tay, una go soon scatter. °°°°°°°°°° Man … Continue reading Palava…
Brother’s Keeper
I am of the opinion that my sister is a cow. A very cow-ey cow at that. Hi. How are you doing today? Enough pleasantries exchanged... To my matter... Said sister arrived the country with her family in tow for the Easter holidays. It was great seeing her again. She and her family of course, … Continue reading Brother’s Keeper
Here & Now
Lovemaking or sex In Abu Dhabi or Zanzibar Half a dozen; or six We are what we are. °°°°°°° We are deeper than sorrow What we do has no cure Love we cannot disavow No one will ever love you more. ~~~~~~~ Sit on your throne Khaleesi I; I am, decrees it Lo... We are … Continue reading Here & Now
The Hospital
I am many things. But tonight, I am a doctor. The man had diabetes. When we met for my prognosis he weighed 292 pounds, all of which supported a diagnosis of type 2 diabetes mellitus. His disease was initially managed with diet, exercise, and metformin (Glucophage). Four months later, with weight loss and exercise, his … Continue reading The Hospital
‘Yo Mamma’
Every time I see him, I 'die' inside. On the night we met, everything was perfect. My cousin had invited me to come hang out with her boyfriend and 'his friend'. I know her boyfriend, but I did not like him much. Since birds of a feather flock together, I was certain that I would … Continue reading ‘Yo Mamma’
Mini-me
If I get enough requests by way of comments, I will tell the story of his mother... He is my wee little man. The boy is a wonder. Not just because he is my son, but because he has the capacity to creep the hell out of me. Do not get me wrong, I love … Continue reading Mini-me
My 2019!
Hmmmm....(in a Nigerian accent) I do not know where to begin this story from. But indeed I must. As is common in my religion, the first few days, weeks and /or months of a year are dedicated to fasting and prayer. Yours truly did partake thereof these holy rites. The fasts end by six in … Continue reading My 2019!
The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)
I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to add or subtract from The Truth. But I am compelled to entertain you. I am obligated to open up the eye of your understanding. As … Continue reading The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)
WANTED: A SOUL.
Do not read this story out loud at night. Do not read this story in front of a mirror. Do not. Never ever. Do these two things at the same time. The first time it happened, I was about five years old. My mother was out of town I think. We were left with her … Continue reading WANTED: A SOUL.
Nah Woman No Cry
If you can manage it Except when you make love to her Do not make her cry often. In retrospect I suffer wisdom Because I learned the hard way Tears make up your love in her heart. Every time you make her cry You deplete her love for you Happy tears though, fill love back … Continue reading Nah Woman No Cry
