Palava…

Why man and woman matter serious? Na just one habit dey bring problem, When you operate 'me' instead of 'us' Na there love dey begin condemn. °°°°°°°°°° Reason this man and woman matter Na selfishness dey bring palava If you no dey involve ya partner E no go tay, una go soon scatter. °°°°°°°°°° Man … Continue reading Palava…

Brother’s Keeper

I am of the opinion that my sister is a cow. A very cow-ey cow at that. Hi. How are you doing today? Enough pleasantries exchanged... To my matter... Said sister arrived the country with her family in tow for the Easter holidays. It was great seeing her again. She and her family of course, … Continue reading Brother’s Keeper

The Hospital

I am many things. But tonight, I am a doctor. The man had diabetes. When we met for my prognosis he weighed 292 pounds, all of which supported a diagnosis of type 2 diabetes mellitus. His disease was initially managed with diet, exercise, and metformin (Glucophage). Four months later, with weight loss and exercise, his … Continue reading The Hospital

‘Yo Mamma’

Every time I see him, I 'die' inside. On the night we met, everything was perfect. My cousin had invited me to come hang out with her boyfriend and 'his friend'. I know her boyfriend, but I did not like him much. Since birds of a feather flock together, I was certain that I would … Continue reading ‘Yo Mamma’

The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)

I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to add or subtract from The Truth. But I am compelled to entertain you. I am obligated to open up the eye of your understanding. As … Continue reading The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)

WANTED: A SOUL.

Do not read this story out loud at night. Do not read this story in front of a mirror. Do not. Never ever. Do these two things at the same time. The first time it happened, I was about five years old. My mother was out of town I think. We were left with her … Continue reading WANTED: A SOUL.

Nah Woman No Cry

If you can manage it Except when you make love to her Do not make her cry often. In retrospect I suffer wisdom Because I learned the hard way Tears make up your love in her heart. Every time you make her cry You deplete her love for you Happy tears though, fill love back … Continue reading Nah Woman No Cry