How Many Calories Do You Burn During Sex?

Ever wonder how many calories you burn during sex? Thanks to new research from the University of Montreal—and 21 couples we now know more about than our best friends—we have the answer. Men burn 100 calories in the average sheets session, while women expend 69. The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of … Continue reading How Many Calories Do You Burn During Sex?

The Submissive

Shut up! Do not presume to oppose I am your chairman, your dominus. Lay back; no, pose You are, only as I choose. Spread them wide. Keep it shut. Touch. Caress. Do as I bid. Yes baby, just like that. I will gag, I will spank I will choke, I will blindfold I will soothe, … Continue reading The Submissive

For The Married (Part 1)

So you've snagged yourself a companion... Maybe even wangled a ring? Or even audience with a minister... Married huh? Bully for you! Don't know you personally, but I'm one for progress and fruitful relationships. My warm congratulations. How long now? Are things waning slightly? Not as rosy as you thought? Interference experienced? You're thinking, "must … Continue reading For The Married (Part 1)

Sex, Orgasms & Pleasure

Okay! Let us deviate from the norm and present some statistics aimed at improving our sex lives. I hope the facts presented educate and reeducate preexisting norms, myths, old wives' tales...etcetera... that have screwed up our sexual bliss. (Drum roll... please....!) INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT SEX AND ORGASMS During orgasm, the heart averages 140 beats per … Continue reading Sex, Orgasms & Pleasure

10 Reasons Why He Will Leave You

Men are a strange lot. I think we mean well mostly. We just seem to possess this darned inability to communicate emotional feelings properly. I knew this to be a fact whilst assessing a public poll via social media I conducted recently. For every five women that spoke to me, only one man did. Even … Continue reading 10 Reasons Why He Will Leave You

Wife Material

These are a few points gleaned off a few Compadre's. A couple of them I'm thoroughly ashamed to be affiliated with; a few mere acquaintances rendered garrulous after a few bottles of neutral spirits, and I suspect a bit of substance abuse and misuse. I honestly suspect I caught a whiff of 'the herbs' off … Continue reading Wife Material