Saw this meme and stuff got funny in my head. (Hehehehe, what's new dude?) Naturally, I enjoyed several spectra of alternate reasonings on the robust plethora of outcomes, explanations and conjecture. I can share one of those 'alternate reasonings' with you if you want? Yes? Aiight... I will. Good thing you want to hear it, … Continue reading The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Enoch)
Spawn of Satan
I imagine that you are reading this from somewhere not in Africa. As you read, you will probably sneer and then dismissively chuck me off as backward, gullible and ostensibly religious-bordering on the insane. But I know what I am talking about. Welcome to a warm and dark continent. The traditions and customs here are … Continue reading Spawn of Satan
#foreverychild
May it be that we all be your parents. May it be that we all shelter you from prejudice, vice and abuse. Regardless of creed, race or religion, May it be that we all nurture you in love, peace and education. May you all grow to be better than us; Loving, protecting and reeducating all … Continue reading #foreverychild
Legion
There be the warriors Capable of seizing Hades by his scrotum And making him squeal. There be the sages Capable of many things Yet discerning, to forsake many things. There be the in-betwixt Capable of striking balance For everyone, but for no one. There be the divergent Capable of eluding classification Enigmas, provocateurs, abominations. There … Continue reading Legion
The Chronicles Of Chrioni: Interviewing God
I was in Asaba, Delta state this past weekend. I elected to go by road. It was fun. We stopped at Lokoja, Kogi state for light refreshments. My girlfriend recently commissioned a water park there, Enez Waterworld. The place is a wonder. Pure genius. A very pregnant cash cow there. Somewhere within the fish market, … Continue reading The Chronicles Of Chrioni: Interviewing God
The Writers Wife
Trust me I understand his absences. Was it not I, his official muse, that set him upon this path? He is all over the world now; awards, book signings, book readings, CNN, even Bollywood want deals. He is in Abu Dhabi this weekend... Al Jazeera interview slash a book signing. And I'm stuck in Abuja … Continue reading The Writers Wife
Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them
Happy New Year! Yay!! Right... I attend a vibrant pentecostal church. Tongue - talking, Spirit - filled, demon - chasing type of church. We are mandated to fast and pray during the last three days of every year. This year was no different. I took it very seriously, 2016, I knew was going to be … Continue reading Heresy, Apostasy, And The Space Betwixt Them
Five Lessons for Our Lives from the Parable of the Talents
Hugh Whelchel March 14, 2013 How should Christians think about work, success, and wealth? I was recently asked by byFaithmagazine to write an article answering these tough questions. As I thought about how to approach these topics, I realized the Parable of the Talents in Matthew 25:14-30 provides a helpful framework for thinking about them. While we’ve talked a … Continue reading Five Lessons for Our Lives from the Parable of the Talents
Night Of The Blood Moon
A few weeks ago I was in a bad place. Bills stacking up, financial pledges unfulfilled, everyone was racking in huge numbers but me. A friend even spent millions to buy just one SUV. Another one killed close to a million buying our select few champagne... In one night! My daughter uncharacteristically requested for a … Continue reading Night Of The Blood Moon
Artiste Alert: Jela!
#whenwordsfail Ah! Where to begin? Seldom have I been rendered speechless by sounds so ethereal. Melodies so haunting that I was tossed, no, transported to realms hitherto unknown. The artiste delivered a delicate symphony with her words. They were soothing yet sad. Uplifting, yet so melancholy it almost breaks the heart to wonder what experiences … Continue reading Artiste Alert: Jela!
