Chappal Wadi
About my Christmas... It was supposed to be nice and easy. Time spent with family and friends. That is until she called me from the fire. My muse I mean.…
Never Say Never
I think my neighbors wife fancies me. I think she would like to have sex with me. She told me so. So I know what I am talking about. The…
Death Becomes Him
I can not believe that this impetuous, over-pampered and carnally-minded simpleton actually picked up that phone call... I swear by the throne of Jehovah, I will kill him first chance…
God Is Good Transport Company
The Ramadan fast ended with a two-day public holiday in my country. The holidays fell on a Monday and a Tuesday. It provided for a long holiday/weekend. Muslims in my…
Buy This Book! : ’32 Days In September’
SNIPPETS FROM:- 'DAY 1' (THE SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA) "...Her speedy rise professionally had always bothered her. It was too good, too sweet to be true. Now she knew why. …
The Greedy Slut
Last month was February. My boyfriend was hard up and so I knew that I would not be getting any extravagant gifts. But I wanted an iPhone. I wanted the…
Spawn of Satan
I imagine that you are reading this from somewhere not in Africa. As you read, you will probably sneer and then dismissively chuck me off as backward, gullible and ostensibly…
When Words Fail…
I know it is going to be hard for you to relate to... Yes you... (sick, degenerate lech!) but she is in a committed relationship. And so am I…
THIS IS MY ABUJA
I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR MY STORY! The Etisalat Flash Fiction Competition 2016 has graciously approved a lot of my stories for voting. However the story I would like…
Mama Mia
My mum is just a mum. No slaying... Not a diva... No swag... Does not own a smartphone. The quintessential mother; loving, selfless, godly, religious, safe... You know, mummy-ish. Every…
A Tale of Two Sisters
"Fury! Baal-khenaz, I beseech thee May her happiest day be her saddest I pledge my life as surety Give her sorrow, shame and stigma... Fury!!" This tale of two sisters...…
The Auditor
Felix realized too late that he had made a mistake. Chibuzor was too much of an ass to be this nice. Plus, the shady character Chibuzor had arrived with did…
The Omuha Fraternity
Mrs Obaniko detested her husband. Senator Afiang Obaniko held her husband of over thirty years in very low esteem. He had given up on life. Gone were the days of…
The Eleventh Commandment
I was standing upstairs on my balcony one hand on the steel railing. The other hand a scalding hot mug of herbal infusions. The door of my neighbors balcony slid…
My Oga (Boss) At The Top
Charles was always the epitome of the henpecked husband. I suspect a bit of a cuckold too. He is married to the most cantankerous and the most garrulous woman you…