Prelude To A “Missing Person”
If you won't be mine No one else will have you How can you not love this? Can't you see that I love you? Now look what you made me…
Short stories
Should You Pay For Sex?
And it came to pass that yours truly, in compliance with his job description, was posted out to one of the many states in Nigeria. Forgive the ambiguity. Security reasons.…
“Who Am I?”
Why are you where you are? Why do you, the things you do? Maybe you deserve better Most likely you do not This truth is your salvation Reconcile why you…
Dance With My Father
I laid my head on his broad chest, my arms around his muscular torso. I felt his large hand 'gently' thumping my uncovered back, the space between my neck and…
Obudu Ranch HASH
The camp fires burned hot Music moved our souls and feet Liquors were quaffed with glee Love found, Friendships free In a land eerily enchanting Misty, damp, and exotic We…
OMG!!!
There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with…
Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things
We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a…
Jailbait
I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And…
Lost
All you said, were mine All you did was for me All you were; was me. Now you speak and I hear another Now you act and I see him…
MEET JACK SCHITT…
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They…
How To Get Rid Of Belly Fat (Pot Belly) Part 2
A pot belly isn't built in a day. Or a week for that matter. In truth it is nurtured and developed over time. True story... I had a love interest…
Sexual Mileage
I rarely dream. Even when I do, I can't remember the dream when I wake up. It usually takes coincidence to make me remember I've dreamt. Even then, its in…
The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything Else By Chuba Ezekwesili
So I logged onto Nigerian Twitter yesterday afternoon and found people abusing economists and financial analysts for speaking in jargons about the CBN’s actions. So for those who’re still confused…
How To Survive “A Bed Of Snakes”
"Once upon a time in a far away kingdom called earth, there lived a special group of people called human beings. They were mostly two-legged. They were born male and…
Book Promotion
1 (Lovealways) By Dan Ochu-Baiye. My first published novel, an eBook is available on Amazon KDP. It's a story about tradition, politics, and love. It's a story about Abuja, Nigeria.…