Do You Love Me?
I had just taken this picture when she asked me that question. Had to remove her image... Sorry. Privacy policies... Yes, that question. We were in a popular frozen yogurt…
Short stories
Prophet (Dr.) Abi’ Samuel
(Thank you R. O for letting me do this. May you always have parables to tell.) I have never deceived myself. I think that that is the worst sort of…
Brother’s Keeper
I am of the opinion that my sister is a cow. A very cow-ey cow at that. Hi. How are you doing today? Enough pleasantries exchanged... To my matter... Said…
The Hospital
I am many things. But tonight, I am a doctor. The man had diabetes. When we met for my prognosis he weighed 292 pounds, all of which supported a diagnosis…
‘Yo Mamma’
Every time I see him, I 'die' inside. On the night we met, everything was perfect. My cousin had invited me to come hang out with her boyfriend and 'his…
Mini-me
If I get enough requests by way of comments, I will tell the story of his mother... He is my wee little man. The boy is a wonder. Not just…
My 2019!
Hmmmm....(in a Nigerian accent) I do not know where to begin this story from. But indeed I must. As is common in my religion, the first few days, weeks and…
The ‘What If?’ Series. (Dan-ifying The Biblical Adam & Eve)
I would like to tell you a story. First off, forget all you think you know about the story. The Story is set in eternity. I would not dare to…
WANTED: A SOUL.
Do not read this story out loud at night. Do not read this story in front of a mirror. Do not. Never ever. Do these two things at the same…
Donjuanesque
"Tan largo me lo fiáis" (translated as "What a long term you are giving me!") List of Characters:- 1) Don Juan (The Black Version) 2) The Mother in law 3)…
Arinta’s Guardian
It is not in my place to ask him questions. I do not ask because I should not. He recently contracted my chambers as his attorney for LIFE. As long…
The Ruckus At Erin-Ijesha
At least the Indian guy had decorum. Raju or whatever my husband calls him. The other one, Goody, or whatever her name is was just plain getting on my nerves!…
Ælfgifu and the Charm of Sango
El - fgifu:- (El - ghi - foo) "... Latini\nized form of Ælfgifu, an Old English name derived from ælf "elf" + giefu "gift", or/and Æðelgifu, from æðel "noble" +…
How I Met Your Wife
Hey man... I greet you. My efforts at surveillance show me that you have developed an affinity for my blog. So I have decided to 'talk' to you here. I…
Let’s Call Her ‘Vitiligo’
Many years ago, I was a struggling young man. I had no money. I did not have a car. I was at the mercy of public transportation. One day I…