How To Help Your Erection
I have always thought the worst of aphrodisiacs. Did not even believe they worked. I now believe. Trust me, they work. I staunchly refuse to go into any details of…
Night Of The Blood Moon
A few weeks ago I was in a bad place. Bills stacking up, financial pledges unfulfilled, everyone was racking in huge numbers but me. A friend even spent millions to…
Should You Pay For Sex?
And it came to pass that yours truly, in compliance with his job description, was posted out to one of the many states in Nigeria. Forgive the ambiguity. Security reasons.…
The P.D.P Is Not Broke: The Truth, The Staff, The Genesis To The Revelations
For the past few days, Nigerians have been inundated with the story of the former ruling party, The Peoples Democratic Party being broke. The internet is equally abuzz with fiction,…
Mind Your Language!
90% Of People Can't Pronounce This Whole Poem. You Have To Try It. If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than…
“Who Am I?”
Why are you where you are? Why do you, the things you do? Maybe you deserve better Most likely you do not This truth is your salvation Reconcile why you…
The Birth Control Pill Is Killing Women, But No One’s Warning Them Of The Risk
"May 7, 2015 (STOPP.org) -- The young newlywed put herself at risk for collapse, stroke, heart attack, and death every day when she popped her birth control pill. Tragically, she had no…
10(-ish) Things 10 Women Wish Men Knew About Sex
Okay! First off, I confess that I am way out of my depth on this one. For once though, I got the feeling that there were real feelings communicated to…
10 Things Men Wish Women Knew About Sex
I have always been committed to traumatising the prudes amongst us. I belong to a school of thought that ties a lot to the beautiful art (and act) of sex.…
How To Reduce Your Value
Something happened to me recently. Not directly, I was a second-party casualty. An innocent bystander and unfortunate recipient of the "cock up". The unfortunate series of circumstances got to me.…
Signs That He Is Falling Out Of Love With You
Insidious series of happenstance this one. You scarcely see it coming. I doubt if even he saw it coming. It is often the case that he has fallen out of…
How To Keep Him Interested
Had an interesting call the other day. And like I promised you ma'am, here are tips on how to keep us men interested. Hold your horses though, is the man…
Why I Blew My Nose Into Your New Year Resolution(s)
Stop it! It did not work last year. It will most likely fail epically this year too. A happy New Year to you! (Auld Lang Syne softly playing in my…
The “Wise Men”: The Real Story Of Christmas
" "For unto us a child is born..." God's own son Our saviour and our redeemer From due east we heard he was born Thru thief and beast, even the…
Angels & Demons
Hey? Yuletide has got me thinking about stuff. Has me spiritual now. Ended up thinking about angels. This piece is simply for enlightenment. It is not exhaustive. But I liked…