OMG!!!

There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with a second party would replicate that "oh my God!!!" exclamation. Yes I am aware that a few of us prefer the four letter exclamations... I'm … Continue reading OMG!!!

Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a no-no. Ordinarily there was no way my family would ever accept her. I could see it in their eyes when they first met her, the … Continue reading Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things

Jailbait

I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And in the UK vacationing. Alone. And yes, I was wearing my wedding band. She was beside me before I could turn. I turned just as … Continue reading Jailbait

MEET JACK SCHITT…

  Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. Jack Schitt grew up and married Noe, and together Jack and Noe Schitt produced 6 children: Holie Schitt  (who came to be known as "The Lucky Schitt") Fulla … Continue reading MEET JACK SCHITT…