Missing Us

What happened to us?!Why do we still bother?Nothing is as it was..........Now we have nothing to talk aboutWe used to jabber and babbleThese days it's like we hurt our mouthTiny issues typically erupt in trouble...........Lo hearts; now calcified into stoneAre we trapped, or fighting for 'us'?Sex and passion... Long gonePoliteness used to conceal animusUnfaithfulness is … Continue reading Missing Us

Family ties... Have you ever been in love? Fallen so hard that you are high? When your hearts beat as one? Your minds in perfect harmony? This is a love story. About twenty years ago, a rich and powerful man brought me into Abuja as a consultant. I was fresh. Unsullied. Sharp as a whip. … Continue reading

When was the last time you seduced him? What you sow, you will reap. When was the last time you bought him a gift? Your heart is where your money goes. When was the last time you said a prayer for him? Spiritual births the physical. When was the last time you were 'his helper'? … Continue reading

Prophet (Dr.) Abi’ Samuel

(Thank you R. O for letting me do this. May you always have parables to tell.) I have never deceived myself. I think that that is the worst sort of deception, when you lie to yourself. My name is Prophet (Dr.) Abi' Samuel. I shepherd a flock of about three hundred and fifty souls in … Continue reading Prophet (Dr.) Abi’ Samuel

Palava…

Why man and woman matter serious? Na just one habit dey bring problem, When you operate 'me' instead of 'us' Na there love dey begin condemn. °°°°°°°°°° Reason this man and woman matter Na selfishness dey bring palava If you no dey involve ya partner E no go tay, una go soon scatter. °°°°°°°°°° Man … Continue reading Palava…

Status Quo

Your words were lies Consequently mine be silent hereafter As I wade the streams of your untruth I drown, bogged down by silence. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now shall I begin to lie to you In words, deeds and intent Your stream doth birth a deluge You will drown, deep into my abyss. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Their bodies were recovered … Continue reading Status Quo

Brother’s Keeper

I am of the opinion that my sister is a cow. A very cow-ey cow at that. Hi. How are you doing today? Enough pleasantries exchanged... To my matter... Said sister arrived the country with her family in tow for the Easter holidays. It was great seeing her again. She and her family of course, … Continue reading Brother’s Keeper

Hey Baby…

It has come to my attention that we have outlived any usefulness between us. It would seem that anytime you withheld sex or I money, we became bereft of agenda. And activity. I am far from perfect, I know. But it is my opinion that there are things that you need to hear. Things concerning … Continue reading Hey Baby…

The Hospital

I am many things. But tonight, I am a doctor. The man had diabetes. When we met for my prognosis he weighed 292 pounds, all of which supported a diagnosis of type 2 diabetes mellitus. His disease was initially managed with diet, exercise, and metformin (Glucophage). Four months later, with weight loss and exercise, his … Continue reading The Hospital