OMG!!!
There are things that happen to us that are truly epic. Those incredulous moments where vulgarity or other (in)appropriate expletives would simply not suffice. Those circumstances that once shared with…
I AM!
I AM bigger I AM better I AM stronger I AM faster I AM richer I AM finer I AM cooler I AM popular I AM trillionaire I AM genius…
10(-ish) Things 10 Women Wish Men Knew About Sex
Okay! First off, I confess that I am way out of my depth on this one. For once though, I got the feeling that there were real feelings communicated to…
Baltimore.
I feel your pain. I am black and grew up in Africa. Physical discipline was often high-handed and meted out in surplus. Like you, I turned out okay... Well, mostly…
10 Things Men Wish Women Knew About Sex
I have always been committed to traumatising the prudes amongst us. I belong to a school of thought that ties a lot to the beautiful art (and act) of sex.…
Kids Say (And Do) The Darndest Things
We were going to marry. She had a kid. He was eighteen months old at the time. Now, I don't mean to discriminate, but back then single moms were a…
Jailbait
I could sense her. Her eyes on my back. All over my body. I couldn't see her, but I knew someone was very interested in me. I'm forty. Married. And…
Lost
All you said, were mine All you did was for me All you were; was me. Now you speak and I hear another Now you act and I see him…
How To Reduce Your Value
Something happened to me recently. Not directly, I was a second-party casualty. An innocent bystander and unfortunate recipient of the "cock up". The unfortunate series of circumstances got to me.…
One For Mum…
Abeg if una see my mama Hail her well-well Wash her well with grammar Your boy don show her hell. I don thief; I don lie I don fight; I…
Signs That He Is Falling Out Of Love With You
Insidious series of happenstance this one. You scarcely see it coming. I doubt if even he saw it coming. It is often the case that he has fallen out of…
I Love You
Maybe I just dodged a bullet Or an assassination Fingers rigor pried from my throat Or survived persecution. Just before 'activation' To tide the 'lows' after a kill For guaranteed…
Me ‘And’ You
If you are close friends with my enemy Can you truly be my friend? If you lie to me And I do not trust you Surely this signals an end?…
MEET JACK SCHITT…
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree: In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They…
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