The Guys’ Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from theĀ female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON … Continue reading The Guys’ Rules


There be the warriors Capable of seizing Hades by his scrotum And making him squeal. There be the sages Capable of many things Yet discerning, to forsake many things. There be the in-betwixt Capable of striking balance For everyone, but for no one. There be the divergent Capable of eluding classification Enigmas, provocateurs, abominations. There … Continue reading Legion

The Chronicles Of Chrioni: Interviewing God

I was in Asaba, Delta state this past weekend. I elected to go by road. It was fun.  We stopped at Lokoja, Kogi state for light refreshments. My girlfriend recently commissioned a water park there, Enez Waterworld. The place is a wonder. Pure genius. A very pregnant cash cow there. Somewhere within the fish market, … Continue reading The Chronicles Of Chrioni: Interviewing God