I have always been committed to traumatising the prudes amongst us.
I belong to a school of thought that ties a lot to the beautiful art (and act) of sex. We think it is the answer to a lot of things.
Well, whilst conducting routine research, I stumbled upon this post. “Why hoard these nuggets of wisdom?” I thought to myself.
And benevolently and magnanimously decided to share (and maybe traumatise) you with them.
As always, #caveatuploadingdisclaimerinsertedhere# the following nuggets are for the consumption of readers aged eighteen (18) and above. And though I didn’t write… Blah, blah blah…
“Freud called female sexuality “the dark continent”; if that’s true, male sexuality could qualify as the dark planet. But when it comes to sex, guys are simple, right? Not true. The bedroom is one of the great stages of male performance, and as such, what you see and hear is typically the role, not the reality. It’s no wonder, in trying to please the actor, a woman loses sight of a guy’s true identity. Here are 10 “unmasking” facts you may want to know:
1. We respond to praise.
It’s believed that men are so consumed by our libido that we have no self-consciousness surrounding sex. But men are no different from women when it comes to compliments as catalysts for sexual confidence. This praise can be delivered before reaching the bedroom (give us the once-over and tell us how buff we look), and after (give us the once-over and tell us how buff we look naked). Along those lines, men worry about the size of their guts (and other measurable organs), their hair (or lack thereof) and other attributes. Try to be extra affirming about those sensitivities.
2. We fear intimacy…
…but not for the reason you think! Studies have shown that boys are more affectionate, even more expressive, than girls until they reach school age. At that time, social repression begins — of words, thoughts, feelings — and our desire for human connection goes underground. So taboo is this desire for intimacy that its possibility can terrify men — not because it’s smothering, but because we realize how desperate we are for it. What’s a woman to do? First, understand that your guy’s hasty retreat post-sex may be about his own shock at how much he craves a connection with you (and how much he’s denied it in life). Then, retreat a little yourself. This gives him time to see that his boyhood habits are, in fact, perfectly manly.
3. We appreciate sex for sex’s sake.
Having said that about intimacy, sometimes a little “throw-me-down sex” is the right medicine. According to Joe Kort, PhD, a psychotherapist and sexologist, “Men want their wives to enjoy raw sex, not just endure it or take it personally. For men, it’s not about dominating a woman, but ravishing her.” On occasion, try letting him ravish you.
4. We are not just our…
The penis gets all the press, but men have “many erogenous zones,” says psychologist Melodie Schaefer, PsyD. “Men tend not to correct women because they’re afraid women will shut down and not touch them at all. But there are many places a woman should touch.” Like the chest, the inner thighs and face. Two other key areas: Gently gripping a man’s testicles can be a real turn-on, as it blends control with release. Also, stimulating the perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, will heighten pleasure during oral sex.
5. We encourage fantasies.
“Men want to share their fantasies but worry their wives will shame or judge them,” says Dr. Kort. Dr. Schaefer also reports that men wish women would reveal theirs. Want to open yourself to these possibilities? Try making a game of it. First, and most important, promise not to judge the other; then, privately write out scenarios that have tantalized you and place them in a box. When you are next intimate, pull one out. If you’re both comfortable, give it a shot. If not, Dr. Kort recommends asking the author a key question: What about this fantasy do you like? Sometimes, its themes can be addressed in different, more comfortable scenarios.
6. We like it when you talk.
Talking during sex stimulates more than our ears. What kind of talk? Dirty, praising and instructive are great starts. As amusing as it may sound, a woman’s words can make a guy feel as potent and virile as a Roman gladiator, even if he’s a suburban banker.
7. We need your honesty.
Sex can solve the stresses of a relationship, but it’s often where the stresses show up. If we complain about a lack of sex (or that you only do certain things on our birthday), we may be overlooking serious issues that underpin such withholding. We need you to enlighten us. The male ego is often tied to sex, so it’s easy for us to dismiss bedroom problems as female disinterest rather than issues we have a part in. Avoiding these problems, however, only perpetuates your feeling unseen and our frustration.
8. We enjoy the dance.
Men like a good quest; unfortunately, these days, there are so few. But romance earns that distinction. Allow us to court you; make us deserve your desire. Dr. Kort makes an additional point: “Emotional intimacy is about closeness, but sustaining sexual desire demands a certain amount of distance.” How do couples strike this tricky balance? By allowing each partner to have what he calls “separate sexuality”: a sexual life that doesn’t include, but doesn’t betray, the other. “For him, that might mean allowing his wife to use toys or letting other men look at her; for her, it might be permitting him to watch pornography in order to experience a fantasy.” Such indulgences help maintain the balance of desire and devotion for both parties.
9. We can explain pornography.
Finding a spouse using pornography is a top reason couples seek counsel, says Dr. Kort, but it shouldn’t be overreacted to or pathologized. A few things to clear up: 1. Sex addicts represent only 4 percent of the population, so it’s unlikely your partner is one. 2. Because childhood experiences influence sexuality as an adult, people are very idiosyncratic about what turns them on. In other words, says Dr. Kort, “no woman can, nor should she, be everything to a man.” Still, the question remains: How does a woman not take pornography personally? First, determine if your mate is compulsive, or can only have sex, with pornography. If so, you may want to seek counseling. If not, Dr. Kort recommends taking the secrecy out of pornography by discussing it. Use the lens of “what about it turns him on versus what turns you off.” That way, a dialogue is created that allows for honesty, dignity and closeness.
10. We always need it, but not for the reason you think.
Men are accused of being sexually insatiable, but women should rethink this. “Men see sex as a celebration,” says Dr. Schaefer. “They wish women would take more of a ‘carpe diem’ approach to it. We move through life at the speed of sound, with multiplying challenges and pressures. It’s easy to allow demands on our time and energy to rob us of the joy, pleasure and opportunity that sex affords us. On the long list of priorities, it should not be on the bottom rung.” If that doesn’t make you want to “seize the day” (or something else), consider the health benefits: Orgasms release oxytocin, which has been called the “bonding hormone,” bringing couples closer together while it alleviates anxiety and stress, reduces blood pressure and promotes healing.”
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Hmmm, ok oh. I sha just want men to know that sex for a woman begins looooooong before sex happens and yes, women too can orgasm! and…wait, my goodness, I am only 17!
Olivia, you may owe me a new shirt! Just dribbled coffee on a white top cos of you. My sweet, if you are ’17’, then I’m the Khalif of Baghdad… Lol. Seriously though, women cum!!!??? Who woulda thunk it? Looool… Always a pleasure when you swing by. Thank you ma’am.
Okay, got it! SO:
1. No pointing at appendage whilst laughing.
2. No saying, ‘Is that it?’
3. Talking means ‘sex talk’ and not explaining the latest soap plot-line whilst mid coitus.
4. And praise him and not his dry walling skills.
Could explain why I’m still single.
Lily, Lily, Lily…
I truly worry about you.
Heard of a (near-fatal) case where the lady was smoking on her back throughout her Romeo’s performance. When the cigar ash ignited her wig, he equally nonchalantly stood up and left the screaming damsel in distress and disdress.
So what you’re saying is that if I were on fire, you wouldn’t put me out?
David, David, David, like pebbles on a beach, I know that I am more than a handful. And like modern day politicians, most people have the urge to hurt me. But really, I’m a nice person…most of the time…
Hurt you? Never! Just don’t touch my glass of vodka or any of the skeletons in my closet. You on fire? That is hot. Dousing a shooting star is bad.
Skeletons in the closet eh? Curiouser and curiouser. By the way, every time you douse a shooting star, a unicorn dies…just saying.
Yes, yes, I have my pen and note pad out, I should me making someone very happy right about…
Ah! My Wittiest Blogger is here!! I’m honoured. I’m currently collating “10 things women wish men knew”. The wife has already supplied 52! Please sidebar me any you feel we obtuse men should know. Thanks for stopping by Liz, means a great deal.
What of when u ask ur boyfriend his sexual fantasy and he says he has none.
Or when you ask him if he thinks of having sex with you wen you are far apart and he says, No that he doesn’t.
Is that normal??
Hi Wendie. Generally normal is subjective. Specifically though, it depends and varies from case to case. He may simply not be comfortable talking about it. Or maybe his mood and or your timing was off. Despair not, give it more time and he, more love. Keep the faith and the love Wendie. All the best.
……and a woman’s supposed to understand this; and commit to it also. Yeah right! Dreams make the world go round.
Lol… Did you just pronounce women “inept”? ” Clueless ” perhaps? Dude… Run!
Women are fixated on what they should be, instead of who they want to be. Women are prone to share their problems with other women. You can focus on your guy, give him what he needs; loyalty, support, unbridled passion and still maintain your identity. Your list is further proof that women need to listen to their inner spirit and less to the matronly opinions of other…