Dear Ted

Oh boy how now, how you dey?
Oh men you scarce, kai, e don tay!
I get one yarn I want to tell;
Its about a girl – you know am well.

The baby fine, she tall reach you
Why she love me, I no get clue.
Me na runs-man, you know my life
She sef know; but she wan be my wife.

I tell am ‘slow’, she no wan know
I vex for am; bo, she cook me yam.
I bone my face, hiiaan! See embrace!
Oh boy Ted; I no wan wed.
How I go do? Guy give me clue.

Na ya boy,

Dan Ochu-Baiye

Large. Curious. Reads a lot. Wild. Loves lions and tigers. Music. Gym. Hiking. Loud music.

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